- Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
- School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
- Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
- School: lol you're good.
do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you
i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’