June 2013
- Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
- School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
- Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
- School: lol you're good.
do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you
too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people
i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’
do u ever get so torn between being productive or doing something fun that they cancel each other out and you wind up just sitting on your ass
did you mean the story of my entire life
*uploads selfie*
*crowd boos*
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
they call me the one note wonder
